What a wee little part of a person’s life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. Mark Twain

    humansofnewyork:

"My friend came up to me and said: ‘Alfredo! There’s some guy over there jerking off in front of women and kids.’ So I ran up to this guy, and I said: ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put your shit back in your pants and get the fuck out of the park!’ And he stood up, and he got in my face, and he started to say: ‘Fuck you!’ But after he said ‘fuck,’ and before he said ‘you,’ I clocked him right in the face and knocked him out. When the cops came, I told them the story, and they said: ‘You better get out of here before the boss gets here.’ So I left the park, but this guy’s tooth was lodged in my hand. And he had some sort of infection. Cause two days later, my legs swell up like balloons, and I’ve barely been able to walk since."

    humansofnewyork:

    "My friend came up to me and said: ‘Alfredo! There’s some guy over there jerking off in front of women and kids.’ So I ran up to this guy, and I said: ‘What the hell do you think you’re doing? Put your shit back in your pants and get the fuck out of the park!’ And he stood up, and he got in my face, and he started to say: ‘Fuck you!’ But after he said ‘fuck,’ and before he said ‘you,’ I clocked him right in the face and knocked him out. When the cops came, I told them the story, and they said: ‘You better get out of here before the boss gets here.’ So I left the park, but this guy’s tooth was lodged in my hand. And he had some sort of infection. Cause two days later, my legs swell up like balloons, and I’ve barely been able to walk since."

    Permalink   >humansofnewyork   13218 Notes

    takeoutfitness:

    Tara Stiles: Easy Strala Stretch

    Stretching in the morning is the most amazing experience of the day. Just feeling your body opening up after sleep and becoming awake, one muscle at a time, is incredible. After doing this, I felt as if I had learned to breathe again, because every breath felt so fresh and energizing in my lungs! Take your time to stretch and get focused in the morning, but most importantly: Have an awesome day!

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    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    greynasdire:

    obvioususername:

    tooquirkytolose:

    tooquirkytolose:

    Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

    reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

    LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

    holy cRAP I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Also

    I would totally like the power to change my hair like that you would save so much on hair dye with a power like that :D

    Permalink   >hungaryoak   94393 Notes


    nedsseveredhead:

    I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.


    timeofconfidence:

brutallyhonestlife:

Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

Yes yes yes yes yes. This explains everything.

    timeofconfidence:

    brutallyhonestlife:

    Important lesson: You cannot lead effectively if you do not share the same burden as your followers.

    Yes yes yes yes yes. This explains everything.

    Permalink   >hungaryoak   188128 Notes

    Find HER. Find a thousand reasons why you should stay. Find a million different ways to show her you love her. And never let her go to sleep sad.

      — Once you find her, keep her safe. (via aprilbrown33)

    (Source: hereshestands)



    The hours between 12am and 6am
    have a funny habit of making you feel
    like you’re either on top of the world,
    or under it.

      — Beau Taplin, the hours between.  (via lightofmylife-lolita)

    (Source: afadthatlastsforever)


    Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

      — Hazrat Inayat Khan (via painfulbliss)

    (Source: lazyyogi)


    the-keepers-of-the-keys:

this is the best gif EVER

    the-keepers-of-the-keys:

    this is the best gif EVER

    Permalink   >freckledfitblr   135799 Notes

    elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

    elfauno:

    Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

    Permalink   >freckledfitblr   320418 Notes


    bevgodsgirls:

This is real.

    bevgodsgirls:

    This is real.

    (Source: clairefisher3)

    Permalink   >hungaryoak   102476 Notes